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The Big SVC 2003 Questionnaire

 

SIMON TOPHAM

[the following has been marginally censored in the interests of certain other people. If only they knew...]

  si

 

Nicknames: Topman, Toppy, Toppers or any connotation beginning with Top…

Where in the world do you live? Stanton on the Fen

Current marital status: Married

Family: two boys, Jack (10) and Harry (6).  See H-Club Juniors

Any pets? nope

Hobbies: golf, rugby union, working out

One word to describe yourself: grumpy

Favourite colour: blue

Favourite soft drink: Captain Morgan & Coke without the rum

Favourite alcoholic drink: Captain Morgan & Coke

Favourite time of year: spring

Favourite movie in the last year: Shrek 2

Favourite movie of all time: The Usual Suspects

Favourite kinds of music: Chili Peppers are my band of the moment

Your dream car: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Doesn’t handle as well as the Delorean but lower running costs and cheaper insurance

Favourite website: eBay

Favourite album: U2 - The Joshua Tree

Favourite food: crispy duck and hoi sin sauce

Favourite kind of ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip

Favourite TV shows: Friends, Rugby Club

Favourite radio station/DJs: Radio 1, Scott Mills

Aftershave/perfume of choice: nope

Shampoo and/or conditioner? Timotei

Toothpaste: AquaFresh

Your best mate(s) at SVC: Ciaran Devine; Paul Burrell, Chris Wingate, Simon Hart

Favourite subject at SVC: PE

Least favourite subject at SVC: Chemistry, but have got Chemistry degree so work that one out

Most embarrassing moment at SVC: When **censored!!** walked into the boys changing rooms and caught me and several others showering. What I wouldn't give for her to do that now but without the other boys :0)

One word to describe how you feel about SVC today: Bigger. (Jack is starting there next year so had to visit it last week for an open evening. Not much has changed apart from a large maths centre)

What are you most proud of? My boys

Something you are passionate about: England Rugby Union team

Your idea of luxury: Watching England beat the Aussies (at anything), whilst eating Mint Chocolate Chip ice-cream, sipping rum and coke and having **censored!!**… best stop there me-thinks...

What is the most shocking thing you have ever done: Hmmmmm...

Where was your last holiday? Toulouse, France

Your biggest regret in life? Double Hmmmmm...

What time do you usually go to bed? When I nod off on the sofa

What do you look for in a significant other? Great cans

Cat or dog person? Dog if I had to choose

Your single greatest guilty pleasure? Can’t think of anthing witty

What is your bad time of day? When I’m grouchy [that'll be most of the time then...]

One pillow or two? one

Do you get on with your parents? yep

Where do you go to chill out?  watching sport on the telly

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?  no, although the police could never gather enough evidence

Adidas, Nike or Reebok? Adidas

Ever been skinny dipping? of course

Croutons or bacon bits? croutons

Words to live by:
"It's easy to criticise, that's why there's so many critics"

November 2004

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